“Here's Tiki, 0% body fat, all-time leading rusher for one of the great franchises in history, has run marathons in like seven different countries, and he's got to deal with this wacko on Zoom.”
“You can't get as wholesome and as basic and as, you know, cookie cutter as they come than Taylor Swift, and if she's a fan of the NFL, then it is okay for anybody to be a fan of the NFL.”
Douthat’s opinion-writing background, which I once viewed as a liability, actually helped him here. He thinks about big questions for a living. Therefore, he knew where to push Trump beyond the usual talking points.
"I get to talk about sports on a daily basis. I haven't lost the fandom for these teams. This is what I want to do, be as successful as possible. And do it for as long as I possibly can."