"I swear to God, if you wrote a sketch, if you wrote a parody of Chicago, post-Bears sports radio, you would get laughed out of the writer's room for writing some of the calls that you guys took today."
"I haven't inherited some massive sum of money that's making my tax returns complicated. And so I don't think that there's any way that this is coincidental."
"I know I've pissed some people off over the years and some people might not fully appreciate my sense of humor or my worldview, but the overwhelming majority of people have been very, very good to me."
Michaels has been on the air in North Dakota since 1977, working a The Mighty 790 KFGO since 2020 as the late afternoon news anchor, before joining the morning show.