“I love when people tag stuff on the internet that are like ‘Look at you idiots saying X, Y, and Z. Saying Shanahan should be fired. Joe, you said Klay was Kyle Korver.'”
"I got here early this morning and had some police sources get in contact with me, and was absolutely not going to speak a word of it until it was 9 million-percent confirmed."
"The guy's like 'Look, you don't have growths but you've got stuff. I gotta operate and you're down for 12 weeks.' And I'm like 'I'd still probably beat Michael Kay, but no thank you'."