"I swear to God, if you wrote a sketch, if you wrote a parody of Chicago, post-Bears sports radio, you would get laughed out of the writer's room for writing some of the calls that you guys took today."
"That's Nick 'Fitzy' Stevens. Why do they call the guy Fitzy if his name is Nick Stevens?," Matt Spiegel asked. "I can't figure that out. 'Hey, we need a Fitzy!'"
"I started out with a movie and then five days later I thought, why am I making up a story when there’s one inside of me that’s been burning a hole because it needs to come out?"