Tag: Tucker Carlson

"Am I going to take real estate advice from the homeless? Quiet. Adults are talking."

"No one wants to hear it because no one trusts you. No one believes you. You have no credibility here. Take that welfare card back. We don't want it."

"I was very tempted to say 'I am running...on the pro-patriarchy ticket.' Just to make sure I gain no new fans."

Here's the uncomfortable truth about independent conservative media: the audience doesn't want to be informed. They want to be confirmed.

"He doesn't realize I have these texts, too. I never do this. But if you're going to refer to texts alleging we committed a crime, I'm gonna put it out there."

If you are a news/talk host, your job is to tell the truth from your point of view. You don't want to be a parody of yourself.

Many believed Fox News had made a catastrophic mistake. The prevailing theory was simple: Carlson was so dominant at 8 PM ET that losing him would irreparably damage the brand. Three years later, that theory hasn't aged well.

"I want to say I’m sorry for misleading people. It was not intentional. That’s all I’ll say.”

"I just gotta say that I would be far wealthier had I done the MAGA impersonation so many others have done, but holy hell am I glad I don't have to beclown myself on a daily basis to prove my loyalty to keep the gravy train going."

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