"All of this crap is confusing, but this is particularly confusing. Does that mean that you have to have YouTube TV and sign up for their subscription before you can sign up for Sunday Ticket?"
"The guy's like 'Look, you don't have growths but you've got stuff. I gotta operate and you're down for 12 weeks.' And I'm like 'I'd still probably beat Michael Kay, but no thank you'."
"B.S. network. Not a real network. Tell your friends. They are not a real network if they can't get breaking news when the biggest free agent signs a contract."