Jizz was all over Twitter on Saturday thanks to scoring four times in barely 30 minutes. An impressive display most people can only dream about, but at 22-years-old, Jizz Hornkamp proved it possible.
In the Netherlands second-tier level of soccer, FC Den Bosch was down by three against Excelsior. But that’s when Jizz put the team on his back and scored four times in 34 minutes.
Regardless of his name, it’s an impressive feat, but when Twitter found out a man named Jizz was repeatedly scoring, the social media site predictably got a little silly. He may have helped FC Den Bosch elude a loss, with the match ultimately ending in a tie, but the rapid scoring was very much a win for Twitter. As fast as the goals came for Jizz, the tweets came quicker.
Brandon Contes is a former reporter for BSM, now working for Awful Announcing. You can find him on Twitter @BrandonContes or reach him by email at Brandon.Contes@gmail.com.
