He’s says he’s on a mission from God, and no, he is not one of the Blues Brothers. Dubbed “the funniest man on television” by President Donald Trump, Newsmax TV and radio host Rob Carson says of his career, “I became an overnight success in… 30 years.”
More importantly, he believes “my miracle of overcoming alcoholism, in a night” is a contributing factor.
An alumnus of Northwest Missouri State University, he started in radio upon his 1989 graduation. “I was making very little money, and I started writing comedy for comedy networks for radio [and later TV],” Carson said of his early days in the industry.
Carson’s comedy writing has passed through the lips of many big-time stars, including Rush Limbaugh and Jay Leno. He also had a successful music radio career, but in his 40s, he felt, “I was a little too old to care about Lady Gaga and Hollywood Dish. Honestly, at what point in your life do you go?”
So when MIX 107.3 in D.C. let the radio star go, “I built a studio on my own in my basement, and I didn’t just start doing talk radio,” Carson recalled. He filled in for a lot of hosts before getting a full-time gig at KCMO in Kansas City. “They fired me two years into a three-year deal. That was my first talk radio gig.”
He built another studio, but on the brink of losing his home, Carson took a gig selling cars. “I drank every day. I drank 34 glasses of wine every two days,” Carson said of his life before meeting Newsmax CEO Chris Ruddy. “Five years ago, I was a hopeless drunk, [I] wanted to die, asking God every night, ‘Maybe you should just let me die so the kids can get $2 million in life insurance, because I will never make that kind of money on my own.’”
Carson, who is not related to the famous funny man Johnny Carson, was hospitalized several times while he tried to quit drinking.
“One day, January the 10th, four years ago, my son demanded that I take a breathalyzer in the middle of the afternoon. I blew a .27,” Carson recalled.
“I had just found out a few weeks or months earlier that I was given up for adoption because my [birth] mother was raped. That was great. My mother died, my brother died. I was just drinking myself to death.”
Carson believes a “Battle Royale” happened in his brain. When he woke up the next morning, on January 11, “I was not able to remember the taste of alcohol and had no withdrawal. It left me,” Carson said of the urge to drink.
Today, the radio and TV funnyman doesn’t drink or do drugs, but he does compare his brain to “a hamster on cocaine between my ears.” His conservative comedy is organic and comes naturally.
However, natural talent is not enough to become a success. “You have to be relentless, you have to be creative, and you have to connect and increase the value of your currency.”
“In a world of AI, in a world of everything, you are the only thing that makes you unique,” the radio host affirmed. “What you have to do in your career is increase the value of your currency. You have to do more than just be one thing.”
Using his own career as an example, he noted, “I am a radio personality, TV personality, comedy writer. I’m a cook who’s hosted lifestyle videos. I’ve always tried to increase the value of my currency.”
“If I can add value to my currency, make myself more valuable to an employer, other than just having an opinion [that’s good],” Carson then effused, “Opinions are like a-holes. Everybody’s got one, and the last thing talk radio needs is another a-hole.”
Most importantly, Carson believes that to be successful, you have to have faith.
“[You need] a faith and a belief that there’s something higher than you. If you want to call it God, whatever you want to call it. It really is important,” he said, later adding, “Get on the good side of good and have a spiritual element in your life, or you’re not gonna make it.”
While Carson jokes he was an overnight success 30 years in the making, he will tell you, “It’s been a long effing road for me.” Carson elaborated, saying, “Because I have a hate-hate relationship with myself. You know what they say? They say a love-hate relationship? I have a hate-hate relationship with myself, and it’s taken me a long damn time to get here to this point of joy.”
“It has taken me a long time to get here, and I am unapologetic,” Carson added. “I’m not going to stop. I’m not gonna let people take away my joy.”
Rob Carson’s road to success, joy, and pursuit of the American Dream will be celebrated in his upcoming book, Homeboys, Hebrews, and Hillbillies: How We Came Together to Save America.
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